Posts Tagged ‘travel’

Citation needed:

The following are taken from my trip to LA. Names have been redacted. (It makes the guessing game more fun.)

  • “Oh, you cuddle up good.
  • “A Simpsons joke? Where?!”
  • “Can you please just let us taste your beer? Because we’re that cool?”
  • “Wait, is that another Lotus?”
  • “You’re in the wrong lane. You’re in the wrong lane. You’re in the opposing lane. There’s a bus coming.”
  • “You know, the sawdust on the floor really adds something to the whole effect.”
  • “Come here! Look at all this porn!”
  • “Just when I was thinking how nice it would be to live here, he starts talking about tarantulas.”
  • “He was going to get a tattoo with me. But then he chickened out, because he’s a pussy.”
  • “All I really want is to be somebody’s boytoy. Do you know any widows?”
  • “Cooking is just like building anything else. You find the best materials and the best process and you start working.”

And now a pretty picture, to facilitate my gloating:

Malibu

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Rubbing it in:

The contents of this week’s trip, so far:

  • Being showered with gifts at the airport (I smell pretty! My lips are plumped! I’m finally a woman, and all it took was twenty-six years and a steadfast roommate!)
  • IN N’ OUT
  • Driving through the neighbourhood where I was born
  • Hitting up my parents’ favourite liquor store
  • BOB’S BIG BOY
  • Being waved at by a beautiful girl in Bentley
  • Talking Venture Bros. with my cousin
  • Being told that I chose right when I chose my husband
  • Having my cousin mistaken for my husband…by a family member (oh, the lulz)

Oh yeah, and it’s eighty degrees Fahrenheit here. And despite that, I’m about to slip into a hot tub.

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Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy some Wes Anderson.

Thanksgiving, as I was exhorted late last night, was October 12th. It was, according to some, the only Thanksgiving that should count. However those of us with two countries to our names sometimes get double holidays. (Japan, it should be known, has the best assortment of holidays: Christmas is for lovers, New Year’s is for family, Valentine’s Day is for men, White Day is for women, Golden Week is a whole week long, and there’s Obon and Halloween. But I digress.) This means getting two Thanksgivings.

In other words, I’m boarding a plane later today for Los Angeles. There was a frantic pawing through my bureau this evening (yesterday evening, technically) for my bathing suit (I found it!) and I’ve charged up my mobile and borrowed an EEE. I’m going to see my mother’s family and my former roommate. This will be my husband’s first opportunity to meet some of them. (I considered making flashcards.) Since family is the theme of the weekend, I thought I’d share these trailers.

I’ll try watching this one tomorrow, if my last-minute shopping doesn’t get in the way. To me it’s the perfect family film.

I’ve also included this trailer, because it’s far more informative than the one floating around on television. That one just spits out the names Roald Dahl, Wes Anderson, George Clooney and Meryl Streep at you, without any context. This one actually gets at plot. And showcases Bill Murray as a badger with a thing for explosives. Which is a real winner, as far as I’m concerned.

In other good news, related pieces of which I shall divulge later on, Shine: An Anthology of Optimistic SF*, edited by Jetse de Vries, is available for pre-order. I wrote a story especially intended for it, and I was lucky enough to see it accepted. I’ll probably do some talking about it to the family members I don’t see very often, if they ask what I’m up to lately. Then we’ll just segue into killer robots, and all will be well.

*Yes, I know about the typo. The fine people at Solaris are on it.

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How my trip went:

Yeah. There was some singing.

And we did get lost. Not horribly. We just took a wrong turn. It was my fault, and I apologized, but I’m beginning to suspect that some other part of my brain will spit out fatally flawed directions if there’s just the briefest glimmer of a chance that the end result will be more time spent on dark country roads inhabited by ancient barns whose splintering timbers loom all the larger in the anonymous glow of headlights.

(That was a terrible sentence. I’m not fixing it. I’m just that reckless.)

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My “staycation” in Canada.

To be clear, “staycation” is a stupid word. Let’s face it — any time you take off of work is vacation. That’s why it’s called vacation time. At its root, the word has less to do with where one goes than the fact that one has left: “vacate” does not mean “go somewhere with fruity drinks served with tiny umbrellas by boys in Speedos,” it means “leave the premises.”

I have left the premises a lot, this summer.

This week I’m headed to Montreal for Worldcon. I’ll be doing a kaffeklatsch on Friday in the Palais de Congres, Room 521C, at 11:00AM. My other workshop members will be there, too. Do stop by and say hello. I’m also on some other panels, most of them Friday. I apologize in advance if I am at all snappish that day; I’ll have lots to do and see and talk about, and probably won’t know exactly where I’m going. I may also be sporting my best Kathleen Turner impersonation, as I feel a slight tickle in my throat and pressure behind my eyes. (Copious amounts of miso soup have been consumed to stave off this tickle. Next in my armada: genmai-cha. And a multi-vitamin.)

This past weekend, I was on Lake Huron spending time with DeathRay’s family and fixing my thesis, in addition to writing action scenes and getting sunburnt. (I saw a double-jointed girl in the grocery store today and felt a little envy; I bet she has no problems putting sunscreen on her back.) There was also plenty of eating — good eating. Say what you want to about the dangers of corn and the vagaries of corn subsidies, but there is nothing, nothing better in terms of snack food than stove-popped corn drizzled with melted butter and covered liberally in salt, then eaten in hushed voices so as not to wake children.

Also the sound of waves at night is pretty damn great.

The week before that was spent at Gibraltar Point, on Toronto’s Centre Island. We stayed in a converted school. The place is magic. Kid-sized drinking fountains are now inhabited by glass balls or pinecones or sculpture. The ventilator shafts are wide enough that I could probably wiggle through them, if I just stopped eating for a while. My hallway was guarded by huge black wings and the exoskeleton of a long-dead Underwood. And the beach — and the amusement park, and the hedgemaze, and the chained-up, useless ferry docks — were all abandoned, desolate, empty: I picked my way up the boughs of an oak and realized that I was alone, truly alone, in a way I had not been in years. I felt good. I felt sure of myself. I placed my foot in the next notch in the tree and knew I could climb much higher without falling.

Then I came back, and Dave made me the best steak I’ve eaten since Texas.

Last year at this time I was dithering about Japan. I was wondering how it would go (it went well, despite my failings as a traveler), and whether I knew enough of the language (I did, and people were patient with me), and whether I would find participants for my study (no dice). This year I’ve seen more of Canada, and I’m wondering roughly the same questions about Montreal. It’s a nice balance. “Staycation” in addition to being a totally useless word, has a lot of baggage attached to it about the collapse of the global economy and a sudden belt-tightening. But travel is only as humdrum as one allows it to be, and discovering something new about one’s environment is useful. If you’re staying in-country, make that country your own. Get out there. See it.

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As luck would have it…

…I’m sitting in a dimly-lit room on Gibraltar Point, polishing my thesis and working on more stories about robots. I lucked into this place — which is beautiful, and spooky, and exactly what I need — because Peter Watts got lucky in Germany and couldn’t take his usual Point position, and offered me the spot. The turnabout happened so quickly, in fact, that his name is still on my key fob.

My luck has been good, lately. Through random chance, DeathRay happened to check out his favourite band’s website (not following musicians online, he only does this rarely) and found out that The New Deal would be making a quick stop in Toronto between Tokyo and Halifax. This is how I got to see these guys:

To say that they’re great live would be an understatement of epic proportion. These guys kill their shows. As in, they duct tape their shows’ hands and feet together, give them a vicious beating with a rusty crowbar, throw them in the back of a truck, drive them to a ditch, and then light them on fire. They’re that good. Last night’s audience went crazy for them.

However, I was also lucky enough to receive some very helpful notes and recommendations on my thesis, and that’s what I should be concentrating on at the moment. Once this is out of the way, it’s all robots all the time. Wish me luck.

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Back home, y’all.

I have returned home from Texas. And I brought back pictures!

From Texas

It’s a very small collection, but most of the photos taken this trip were of my family (or me) and I don’t like sharing those. But there are action food shots, and a Houston billboard promising 150-foot crosses in the city’s future.

Texas is special. There is something self-indulgent about the scent of climbing rose and heliotrope this late in November. It was unnerving, at first, that transition from the dry bite of Toronto wind to the damp choke of Houston’s breeze. But there are other things, more human things, that emphasize the dislocation: the fact that even chain restaurants serve whimperingly good steak, or the way men apologize when a woman opens a door for them, or panicky hotel browsers. That dynamic keeps my little corner of Texas interesting: geophysicists who can chart the growth of our planet living alongside midnight preachers who insist it never happened. It’s this very dynamic that keeps America interesting in general. 

Canada, however, has its own dynamics, and I’m happy to be home. I have projects to finish, and tomorrow I very much need to begin working off my more gustatory indulgences: the afore-mentioned (juicy, tender, bleeding, perfect) steak, smooth and spicy pumpkin cheesecake, fried catfish… Whatever you may think about Texas, try the food (and meet the people) before making up your mind.

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